Happy Birthday to me!

For my birthday I share my perception of A Real Man with you. All I ask in return is your help to achieve this...

A Real Man
A real man should know how to do a couple of things. He must believe in and recognize loyalty. Of course no man is perfect but he must know how to be honest with himself and others. Honest attempts to achieve these traits will be highly recognized by his maker God almighty and he will be blessed abundantly.
A real man should know how to keep a relationship and under fortunate circumstances keep a job. A real man has influence. A real man should know how to keep his business and his personal life separate. A real man should know how to keep out of debt. A real man should know when to keep his mouth shut. A real man should know how and when to keep his dick in his pants. A real man should know how to consistently cater to his responsibilities and how to deal with his responsibilities. A real man must know how to love. A real man must know how to forgive. A real man must not be envious nor jealous. A real man must know how to keep good company and persuade positivity. A real man must NOT live for himself but for others. A real man must know how to say No! A real man isn't easily influenced. A real man is real to himself and others. A real man is ambitious. A real man is faithful. A real man is Godly. A real man has self control. A real man is a responsible role model for young ones and others around him. A real man isn't bitter/angry. A real man is fearless. A real man has zeal. A real man has love and respect for his creator and his creator's creations. A real man knows how to make a woman love, trust and respect him. A real man knows how to treat a woman and knows how to get her to treat him. A real man is respected. A real man isn't envious, weak, proud, angry, and deceitful nor is he irresponsible. A real man is punctual and a man of his word. A real makes responsible and health-conscious decisions.
It is unfortunate that I am not a real man; however I have desperate aspirations to be one. With your help maybe one day I can become a real man.